Saturday, May 15, 2010

Songs to bone to....

"Let us fuck!!!" - Lester "The Molester" Cockandshtuff (AKA Pete Jones), Zach and Miri Make a Porno

Hello, fiends. A certain song crept its way into my skullage this evening, which basically inspired tonight's post. The song in question is "How The Gods Kill" by legendary Blues/Goth Metal band Danzig. This song holds special significance to me, as it is the number 1 song I'd love to bone to...

Everyone has their set of certain songs to "set the mood" during sex. A lot of people like the soulful sounds of Marvin Gaye and Barry White while boning. Or 70s "groove" songs like "Feel Like Making Love" by Bad Company, and most of Kiss' catalog of songs. Haha. Personally, most punk and metal music gets me in the mood...

The following is a comprehensive list of groovy songs that would be the ultimate "fuck album." Haha. And feel free to share yours as well...

Here goes:

1. "How The Gods Kill" by Danzig
This is my favorite. From the slow, melodic opening, to the blistering metal mayhem of the rhythm section, not to mention Danzig's smooth-as-hell vocal delivery. One sexy jam...

2. "Blood & Fire" by Type O Negative
Peter Steele (may he rest in piece) sure knew how to make some sexy songs. He's the total death metal equivalent to Barry White. Haha. This particular song has real Gothic ambiance to it. The guitarwork was amazing, and we were treated to Steele reciting some French. Who knows what the hell he was saying, but I would F to it. Haha.

3. "Cemetery Gates" by Pantera
Much like "How The Gods Kill," this classic metal jam started out slow and melodic, then brought on the Metallic thunder!!! Lead singer Phil Anselmo's vocal delivery was a nice combo of hard and soft, and legendary guitarist Dimebag Darrel (RIP) kept the crazy guitar licks coming! A true classic...

4. "Piece of Your Action" by Motley Crue
Are you kidding? This song was "sex." From Vince Neil's smooth delivery to Mick Mars' blistering solos, you can play this song on loop, and have one helluva experience!!!

5. "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie
Most definitely the ultimate Goth stripper jam, this song by Mr. Robert Wolfgang Zombie packs one sexy wallop! From the heavy guitar beats to the sexy background vocals, this song should be essential to everyone!

6. "Poison" by Alice Cooper
Speaking of stripper jams, this 80s classic was one of the best! The guitarwork was sleazy, dirty, yet polished, and Alice's vocal's were pretty sleazy as well. Haha.

7. "Rocket Queen" by Guns 'N Roses
Starting from the slow burn of Slash's guitarwork, this infamous closing song to their landmark 1987 album "Appetite for Destruction" was destined for sleazy, sexy greatness. Featuring Axl's snaky vocals and his real-life "trist" with a stripper during the actual song, this song is sexy, dirty fun!

8. "Summer Nite" by The Plasmatics
Even though this song is about the tragic events that unfold at a "Rock 'n Roll Club," the sexy delivery by the late Wendy O. Williams (accompanied by 60s girl group The Angels) made this one sexy late-night jam to spend with a certain someone...

9. "Violet" by Hole
Love her or hate her, there was something kinda hot about Courtney Love. Her vocals in this song were angelically sexy, then uncompromisingly brutal. A really awesome song for some fast-paced action. *wink, wink*

10. "Crimson and Clover" Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
A slinky, sexy remake to the Tommy James classic that totally trumps the original. I totally believed anything she said in this song!! Joan Jett is my dream...

11. "We Will Fall" by The Stooges
Clocking in at 10 minutes and 15 seconds, this song is one slow, zen-like Psychedelic jam that is totally MADE for having sex to. Backed by zen chants, and fronted by the irrepressible Iggy Pop, this song COMMANDED you to bone...

12. "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
Haha. You knew this one was coming! "I wanna fuck you like an animal!" It's very amusing that this song was such a hit. But no one can deny the raw sex appeal of this song.

13. "Thirteen" by Danzig
I figured I would end the list with another classic Danzig song, and what better song than "Thirteen"? This slow, bluesy metal blaster is perfect for the cuddling and/or smoking session after. Hahaha....

Well, there you have it, Boils and Ghouls. A nice comprehensive list of songs to get busy to. What are yours, I wonder????


  1. Any Danzig song puts me in the mood. Haha
    Very creative post! I'm lovin it!

  2. Gross, I'm your sister, don't post stuff like this when I follow your blog...just EW!!!!

  3. Haha. I figured you'd say that...